The Infertile's 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not get pregnant when thou wishes.
Yes the basic first commandment of Infertility-you will not get pregnant when you want to,that would mean you're fertile, which is a swear word in the Infertile village.Nuff said.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pregnant belly, gaggle of children, or neighbour's husband's olympic sperm...although you may covet their Ox, Donkey or Cart if you wish.

Thou shalt not steal...any more free fertility drug samples or free pregnancy tests.
You've had your share while the doctor isn't looking and now he's on to you.Stop it, stop it now.

Thou shalt not commit adultery with the Dildocam....any more than 3 times a week.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against your pregnancy test. It's not a line it's an evaporation mark, stop making false accusations.

Honour your fertility doctor...even though he doesn't know your name or how he's going to get you pregnant.Pretty much all he knows is that you're Vag'n'Ute #1365

Thou shalt not show excitement at pregnancy announcements.
Because quite frankly thou is really not all that excited to hear about your 10th baby on the way.

Thou shalt not makes jokes with the fertility specialist.
Don't even try and lighten the mood, fertility clinics are supposed to be dark and foreboding and your laughter is spoiling the atmosphere.

Thou shalt not giggle like a 13 year old....when husband has to jack-off into small container.Nor when the doctor tells him to ejaculate daily.
Thou may have a small guffaw at the doc rolling a condom on to dildo-cam though.

Thou shalt not use profanities when Facebook foe complains once again about pregnancy
...just kidding, go for your life....fuck, arse, vagina-face, use your imagination and go wild, it's your Infertile licence.