Monday, January 3, 2011

To Hoff,or not to Hoff...

So we have a follow up appointment with our fertility specialist this Thursday.

Coincidentally this is also the one day that David Hasselhoff has decided to visit my town for the first time ever, to promote a new icecream.

I'm thinking I should phone the clinic and tell them I simply cannot make the appointment, as I have a very important fan-mobbing of The Hoff to attend to.

To be honest I didn't expect to feel as though this would be a very important day in my life,I used to love Baywatch, but now I watch him on America's got Talent and he kinda creeps me out now....

But c'mon!How many opportunities will I ever get to see the Hoff in all of his Baywatch red-shorted glory again!

What could be more important than joining in on the Baywatch themed frivolities on my hometown beach, and free icecreams too so I hear!....

Oh that's right....we've been trying to make a baby for 2 years...

Hoffmeister, It is with sadness I say that I cannot let you take precedence over my baby-making duties so your mob will be missing one regretful giraffe.Ah well re-runs of Baywatch will have to do I guess.

3 comments:

  1. Ants I don't want to make you jealous but.....I have met the Hoff and I have spoken to him. Look we didn't catch up this time in Melbourne but I am sure he remembers the spritely young girl in Banff that open the door for him and told him that the restaurant wasn't open for lunch. Who wouldn't?! But babes he really wasn't that good in real life. Go for the appointment!

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  2. HAHA!Awesome CW, I bet he totally regrets not being able to see you in Melbs...
    Yeah I'm sure he's not all that great in real life too...it's just that we NEVER get famous people in my small-ish town,really I should be cursing IF for ruining everything once again... nah I'll get over it!

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  3. Don't Hassle the Hoff! Ha ha!

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